I think the only way to bring Gene back to his senses is to send the gift of gifts.
Dail 1-800-CASINOS and send him one of many beautifully designed chip arrangements.

There is the Get Well set
There is the I lost my mind and want it back set
There is the I have nothing to do, so I'll do it on Greg's board set
There is the why work when I can do this set

Plus for the creative chipper there is the
I'll design my own set.

each set comes with a personalized slot card