I wish to thank all the chippers that responded to the big debate on roulette chips. This War of the Words was the best two nights of entertainment I’ve had in years.

If my editors see all of this drama, they would probably fire me and hire you guys to write the columns. Maybe a book? How about "Chip and Let Chip" or "The Roulette Wars." Wait, Wait, I got it - "Chipfinger." The movie rights could sell for MILLIONS. Mega premier opening night on 2 screens - chipguide.cinedome and chequers.cineplex

Characters:
Sean Connchip as Archo - Chipfinger - the last of the roulette rogues
Sly Stallocheck as Jimbo - The Eliott Ness of the Chip Cop set
Jeri Bustbig as Sassy Suzie - I will find her a role-(you know- a casting couch deal)
Co-stars - as themselves - Jim, Greg, John, Sheldon, Don, Paul, Mark, Bob, etc Just cameo roles as Jimbo has already rounded up the bulk of the roulette rogue gang

PLACES - ACTION:
SCENE 1 - The movie opens up with our hero Archo playing roulette at Tarrah’s AC. (cheapest table) ( the rogues are always heroes in black comedy) (I think I read that somewhere) Jimbo ever alert, is in the eye in the sky. It appears that Archo the Chipfinger has made a deal with Sassy Suzie (cocktail waitress) ( lots of cat calls here as Suzie is a looker) Archo does not care how Suzie looks, he only cares about the roulettes. The deal is Archo will tip off all of his roulettes to Suzie, and then meet her at the back door. There he will reclaim these precious bits of clay for a predetermined price. What a diabolical scheme!!!

SCENE 2 -The eye sees all and Jimbo catches the big tip off. Logic tells him the pass back will take place at the rear door, so he rushes there. Caught in the act, Archo and Suzie rush back into Tarrah’s to get lost in the crowd. Jimbo knows that Archo has vowed to never be taken alive as long as there is one roulette remaining. He must avenge the jailing of the rest of the rogues. Unable to locate Archo and Suzie, Jimbo knows that his only chance to save face is the dreaded SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON. He pushes it!!!
10,9,8,7,6,5, - WAIT, theres got to be another option - 4,3, - NAH - 2,1 --- KABOOM.

SCENE 3- When the mushroom cloud clears, Tarrah’s is a gaping hole. Archo and Suzie are no where in sight. Jimbo is spread out on a roulette table clutching a broken roulette chip, BUT there is a smile on his face. Justice???? - FADE TO BLACK

THERE ARE NO SIMILARITIES INTENDED REGARDING ANY PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IN THIS EPIC.

Of course we will need a sequel. The chipper that can start a thread that will top the one that spawned this great debate - wins one free chip from me. I love a controversy. I still wish I could have been the one that started this wing dinger.