Gene, Great story, but reading the posts on this BBS seems to have had a serious effect on your, otherwise sound, state of mental health. I have a few hours open next week, where I think I might be able to see you for a consult. You may have to wait a bit until I finish with all the folks who have been calling my office to say that have have seen some guy by the name of "Bo Po". I can be reached at:
1-800-GET-WELL or 1-800-I lost it. Talk to you soon.