ARE YOU IN TROUBLE!!!! I am copying the note you wrote & will hand deliver it to your mother & father. A copy will also go to your sister. They know you for what you really are. You have been SO mean to your namesake. I am forced to contact reservations at the Orleans & ask them to give ME the suite of rooms they incorrectly gave to you. As far as my hips go, I publically challenge you to a run down the strip at noon, Wednesday 8/12. We will then see who is the fitest. Regarding mental superiority, I have more letters after my name than you will ever hope to have & I earned them!! FYI, I don't smoke chains. Furthermore & forthwith, I urge you to stop this slanderous campaign or I will contact a real attorney & sue you for all of the chips you have from Bonaire. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
The real Bob Ginsburg in Florida
By the way, can we do lunch when we get out to Vegas? I'll pick up the tab.

Gene, If you are reading this, are you more confused than you were before you asked the original question under this thread?