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NCR: I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAYS! (Humor for Monday


Jeanette and her husband Terry went for
counseling after 45 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Jeanette
went into a passionate, painful tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the 45
years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list
of unmet needs she had endured over the
course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a
sufficient length of time, the therapist got
up, walked around the desk and after
asking Jeanette to stand, embraced her,
unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his
hands on her breasts and massaged them
thoroughly, while kissing her passionately
as her husband Terry watched with a raised

Jeanette shut up, buttoned up her blouse,
and quietly sat down while basking in the
glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Terry and said, 'This
is what your wife needs at least three times
a week. Can you do this?'

Terry thought for a moment and replied,
'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays
and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,
I play golf.

No Offense to Golfers, Therapists, Wives, Husbands, Singles or Anyone Else.

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NCR: I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAYS! (Humor for Monday
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