I am! I found Iraq of unsold chips that need to be liquidated. Iran to the casinos with hopes of selling them all, but such did not happen. "Ayatollyah not to do that!" said the Leader of Iran. So ignoring Mr. Mufti, here's the deal: each chip for sale at Face Plus $2 which includes shipping in a #10 envelope.
One bright point: Gen. O'Sullivan won't be bidding against you, after his brush with a missle.
That slot in the table - ahhh, it's for launching then non-existent Iranian nukes. No worries.