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grin NCR ~ And some from Massachusetts...

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15 Obscure Massachusetts Laws

You’re not going to get a buzz off of rum cordials sold in local stores. Candy
can’t contain more than 1% alcohol by Massachusetts law.

It is illegal to dance on Sunday – unless, of course, you are folk dancing or square
dancing.

In Massachusetts, it is illegal to sing only a portion of The Star Spangled Banner
in public. So make sure you’re committed to finishing the song once you start it.
Note: it’s also illegal to dance to it.

Spitting on the sidewalk is not only gross, but it’s also illegal in Boston.

Did you know… in Massachusetts it is illegal to sell rabbits, ducks, or chickens that
have been dyed a different color.

A City of Boston ordinance makes it illegal to harrass someone in public with a
laser beam.

No cows allowed! In the 1830s it became illegal to let your cows or sheep graze on
Boston Common.

In Boston, it’s illegal to play ball in the street.

It is illegal to keep a mule on the second story of a Boston building (unless there is
more than one exit).

Partying with the sick is discouraged. It’s illegal to give beer to hospital patients
in Massachusetts.

While you’re on the Boston Common, make sure you don’t walk, stand or sit on the
grass without a proclamation from the mayor. Also no lying or sleeping on the benches
without Mr. Mayor’s approval.

Freedom of speech aside, Massachusetts General Law makes it illegal to reproach either
Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.

Practicing your shot on a target that looks like your ex may help with stress relief, but
watch out for the cops. It’s against the law for shooting ranges to set up targets that
resemble human beings.

The Cold War is over, but it’s still against the law in Massachusetts to be affiliated with
the Communist Party.

Hold your horses! It is illegal to drive a horse-drawn carriage through snow or ice with
fewer than three bells attached.

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10 Laws you should know about...NCR
grin NCR ~ And some from Massachusetts...
Re: grin NCR ~ And some from Texas...
Did Joe Pavlik see #9? grin
I have only been busted twice for that.
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