Shoot, give 'em a little time and they'll get rid of first class!

Last week I tried to mail a magazine first class. She said Nope...a package that size has to go priority.

I said Nope, I didn't want to send it priority...how about media mail?

She said Nope, can't mail a magazine by media mail because there's advertising in it!!!??

Sooo...it had to go "bound printed matter" rate. Whatever the heck that is.