Now wait a darned minute here Mike!! It's comments just like that give submarines a bad name. There are far too many senseless submarine sinkings, and I'm personally offended that you'd make this kind of post in such bad taste. I'm sure all of the submarines that are laying on the bottom of the ocean rusting wouldn't think this joke is so funny!

And another thing...I think most submarines would be offended by you implying they have "doors"! According to article 7 paragraph 9 of the "Submarine Anti Defamation League's Articles of Concern" Submarines don't have doors...they have hatches!! They take great offense to being grouped with common "door" stuctures.