With baby boomers like ourselves quickly approaching the days of senior citizenship, a group of concerned musicians have updated their finest songs to accommodate your changing paradigms. See list below:

1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash- I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12 The Temptations - Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone
13. Abba - Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando -Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy -I am Woman, Hear me Snore
16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To