..it is equiped with 2 motion detectors, wireless silent alarm, 3 telephone lines, cat5 network to the house, cable TV, AC, Heat, Water, Stocked Refrigerator, Treadmill, Safe, Guns, Projection system for TV/Computer, Table for conferences, Stereo, Intercom system, Battery back up for all computer & security stuff as well as emerg. Lighting, Trac Lighting, Ceiling fan, Paintings, Carvings, Collections, Surround sound system, a Dogdoor & Bed for Coco, and all wiring is buried.

I can belch, poot, curse, drink beer, scratch my butt, pick my nose, or anything else that suits my fancy in there plus I allow smoking (for invited others).