I read this late last night after getting in from a quick trip to Las Vegas...and just about DIED laughing!!! This morning, I thought "Maybe I was just tired last night & would laugh at anything"...NOPE -- it's just too funny!! I'm printing this one out to help cheer me up whenever I'm in a cr*ppy mood. Thanx, Jay (I'll GLADLY pay you $2.10 for the laughs!!)