... citizen and a good friend of Neal's, you'd go to the post office yourself, buy the appropriate postage and have it cancelled on the spot!

And while you're there, you should tear the envelope enough to get several of the chips out, give two of them to the postal clerk who cancelled the stamps and drop two on the floor, step on them and leave them for someone else to find.

If you're going to do the post office's job for them, you might as well do it completely!!

----- jim o\-S