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A catholic priest was standing on the steps of the church one fine day taking in all God’s creations when he spotted a drunk staggering down the sidewalk heading towards him. As the drunk staggered in front of the church he turned and staggered up two steps and back one then up two, finally making his way to the top. Brushing past the priest in the doorway, the drunk headed into the cathedral. The priest turned and watched as he staggered from pew to pew finally making his way into the confessional booth. The priest hadn’t planned on taking confessions today, but though this man may truly be in need of cleansing. The priest walked down the aisle and into the confessional booth, he slid the little window open and waited, but there was no sound. After a few minutes he leaned over to the little window and asked, “May I help you, my son?” A voice from the other side replied, “Yea, is there any paper one your side?”

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