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Joke for the day......or night

A philosophy professor stood before his class

>with some items in front of him.

>when the class began, wordlessly he picked up

>a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to

>fill it with rocks about 2" in diameter.

>He then asked the students if the jar was full.

>

>They agreed that it was.

>

>The professor then picked up a box of pebbles

>and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar

>lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the

>open areas between the rocks. He then asked the

>students again if the jar was full.

>

>They agreed it was.

>

>The professor picked up a box of sand and poured

>it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up

>everything else.

>

>"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize

>that this is your life. The rocks are the important

>things - your family, your partner, your health,

>your children - things that if everything else was

>lost and only they remained, your life would still

>be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter

>like your job, your house, your car.

>The sand is everything else, the small stuff.

>If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no

>room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes

>for your life. If you spend all your time and energy

>on the small stuff, you will never have room for the

>things that are important to you. Pay attention to

>the things that are critical to your happiness.

>Play with your children. Take time to get medical

>checkups. Take your partner out dancing.

>There will always be time to go to work,

>clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the fence.

>Take care of the rocks first - the things that really

>matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

>

>And then...........

>

>One of the students took the jar which all the other

>students and the professor agreed was full, and

>proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the

>beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar,

>making the jar truly full.

>

>The moral of this tale is:-

>

>no matter how full your life is, there is always room for beer.

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