I re-read your post Archie.

Just maybe, you were shaking in your boots, hoping against hope that I was only funning. UPON further perusing of your post, I am not so sure you got away.
It sounds a little like, PLEEEEEASE, GENE, TELL US YOU WERE PUTTING US ON!!!

I bet your whole life, of the quest of Roulette chips, passed before your eyes, in 30 seconds. OH MY GOD! I'M FINISHED! IT'S OVER!