A NEW CAUSE FOR JIM R. & ME--FANTASY CHINESE TOKENS. I'm armed and ready to do battle. Now, if I just had any idea what a real Chinese token was, I would hit eBay for all its worth. But I have no expertise. Nonetheless, this dastardly business must be stopped. David, since you obviously are learned in Chinese moneys and tokens, I hereby appoint you "Subaltern Investigator of Chinese or other Asian Fantasy Pieces on eBay" and urge that you set forth immediatel to search the auction offerings and ferret out and stop this abomination.