John, Are lap traders akin to lap dancers? Susong & his cohorts told me that all I would have to do at the trading session is arrange for some girl who has an ad in the LV yellow pages to meet me at the Orleans & I could trade all my chips away in a heart beat. It sounds great but I don't have an LV phone book & would have no idea what listing to search. Do you think that there may be a listing under "Chippie"? I have a feeling Greg is pulling my chain.