Greg, My drill sergeant in the Army used to ask me to drop & do 20. I think he was from Texas, as I recall, & we would get into a 15 minute converstion about the health
risks of doing push-ups in the Kentucky sun, why push-ups were a poor punishment, how I might hurt my sharp shooting trigger finger, etc. After we got finished, he forgot what he asked me to do in the first place, & off I went. He would come back later & said, "Ginsburg, You New Yorkers are slick! I remember what I asked you to do, now go to the mess hall & report for KP". I loved KP because it got me out of the sun, I was excused from doing stupid things like going into the gas chamber without a mask & I could eat all day! Those were the days!
Here's my proposition; I'll spring for the shirt if you let me know your size. I'll send along one of those throw away cameras so you don't have to go through the expense of buying a digital one. Give me a few hints in private about the chip contest, & I'll throw in a Marlins World Series cap which I won't need for a few more years. Let me know if we have a deal.<G>