JERRY KNOWS I DESPISE JELLY FILLED DONUTS AND WILL NOT EVEN BE SEEN BUYING THOSE FOUL
THINGS. IN FACT, JERRY SWIPPED ONE OF HAYDENS DONUTS DURING LAST YEARS CONVENTION
WHEN I FOOLISHLY LEFT A FRESH BOX OF 6 KRISPY CREAMS ON THE TABLE BY JERRY, CHIPPER CHUCK AND DOUG SMITH DURING THE SPLASHY AWARDS. AFTER A LONG POLICE INVESTIGATION,WITNESS INTERVIEWS AND SOME CRIME SCENE VIDEO FOOTAGE FROM THE P-CAT
BAR AT THE SOUTH POINT, HAYDEN AND I IDENTIFIED THE CRIMINAL SUSPECT AND HUNTED DOWN OUR STICKY HANDED GREEK DONUT NAPPER. THIS JUNE, HE WILL BE WATCHED AT ALL TIMES AND WILL BE WEARING AN ANKLE MONITOR DURING THE CONVENTION