You truly have a unique way with words!
"At the annual event last year some dumbass (a good friend of Jughead in the comic books) denies admission to a paying customer (who hates mailing lists) due to a BS rule about providing ID (yeah, it was me). The head knocker at the show was a nice enough 'ol geezer. But when it came to resolving the issue, he was clueless. To make things worse, the dumbass was appointed to serve as the chairman of this year's event!"
Please let us know what your contributions to the hobby and the club have been over the Years!