After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, a hillbilly decided
it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Never having seen one
before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's
a picture of my daddy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home
he remembered his wife didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. She waited, and
one day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she became infuriated and fumed, "So that's the ugly
bltch he's runnin' around with!"