One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a
hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his
car broke down in the middle of nowhere.
A local redneck farmer who lived nearby happened to see the poor guy was
stranded, so he invited him to stay the night.
He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but
if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you." With a very serious face,
he continued: "And to make sure that you don't I'm going to put several eggs
between both of you and if they are broken in the morning then you will die."
So the guy agreed. As it turned out, in late hours of the night the girl wanted
to get it on, so they did. In the middle of all the commotion, they broke the
eggs. Since the guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and
painstakingly glued the eggshells back together.
In the morning the farmer went into his daughter's room and found that all of
the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the guy to
have breakfast with him.
Gathering up all of the eggs, the farmer took them to the kitchen. He cracked
the first one open and nothing was inside it. He cracked the second one and
still nothing and so on with each of the eggs. When he found out that all of
the shells had nothing in them, he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside.
He opened the door to the chicken shed and yelled: "OK! Which one of you
roosters has been using condoms?"