The Sensitive Redneck
Three Rednecks were working on the Bell South tower - Earl, Darrell and Jed.
Earl falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes his body away, Darrell says, "Someone oughtta go
and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it."
Two hours later, Jed comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Darrell says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Earl's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you a case of beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her: Why,
you must be Earl's widow. Then she said, No, I'm not a widow. Then I said to
her: I'll betcha case of Budweiser you are."