Unconventional as it may be.

The Aliens arrived in an otherworldly craft.

They promptly morphed into human form but made one mistake: they posed as Pizza Insurance Salesmen!

They also had no knowledge of U.S. currency as evidenced by this chip one of them tried to foist off on me:

They then tried to paint all the chips white.

Next, they pulled out their Scrooch Guns so we had

But fortunately . . .

Well, you can only push me so far!

I convinced them to take a short cruise to the edge of the ocean and fall off.

They fell for it! And the Chip Race was on!

So, as the Aliens sailed off into the Sunset ---

Piles of great chips awaited us all!

Including an Alien Thank-You note (which also is the $1 that Dick Bartley missed, yee-haw!)