Whilst the co-eds on campus may well, indeed, be foxes, you have clearly and with malice aforethought, besmirched the name of the Nevada WOLF PACK. The authorities have been notified and you should expect a pack of ravenous wolves to appear when you least expect it and exact an appropriate penalty for your egregious transgression. Had you called them the Sagebrushers and were alive in 1922, I may have forgiven you. You have only one possible way to redeem yourself. Read the following wikipedia article and commit it to memory. All of it. The wolves will offer you the opportunity to be tested on the material before they rend you into bite-sized pieces.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Wolf_Pack

Go pack! Down with the Rebels!