What you expect poor Indian Chief do? Flap arms and join them? Pull off birdies' feathers as we fly? Then all birds will crash to ground and die. Ooooh, dat very very bad. Table Mountain Chief make do with just 2 feathers for now.

But meanwhile clever 29 Palms Indians take note: Birds only fly as far south as Coachella, warm here all winter. So we grab all feathers for lances, head-dress, stuff pillows, everything feathery here. Hee hee, happy holidays folks!