Or at least he writes with a Forked Pencil. Whatever they say in Cahuillaland.

It is a CATastrophe, I'm ready to take a cruise to CATalonia and try my luck there. Or even CATalina.

I' ve never had much luck at Morongo (too much money spent on constant radio ads) or Fantasy Springs. Spotlight 29, sometimes but not always. hasn't been the same since Donald Trump split! I say, let's bring him back there as a Greeter. CATegorically, yes.