Colorado. You go up there to hunt Mountain Goats. Not necessarily meaning You, Personally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GABXLlkJHNE

Although this guy apparently did not bring a rifle. You also need a Ranger as a Guide and you first have to tell a male from a female, which is not at all easy. Shoot a female by mistake and you'll pay a big fine!

Me - I'd stay down in the valley and order Lamb Chops and just pretend I'm eating a Mountain Goat. Safer for my heart.