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He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show
the Mrs.
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 83, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed
and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf
shoes. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
“IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!”
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat!"
No Offense to Oldsters, Golfers or Anyone Else
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