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How to Really Impress a Client

I was sitting in the Memphis airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago to show a Falcon 900 B. While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to walk by and just say, 'Hi, Jack,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. "Hi, Jack," he said...

I replied, "F*ck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting.

No Offense to Microsoft or Anyone Else

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