They're not handing out jackpot money like they used to! All slots are tighter than an O'Banion Handshake. Casinos are trying to make up for lost time in the revenue department. And my income has dropped to a point where it's not worth my money to drive to one. So, for now, I'm staying home, home where my thoughts escape me, home where my music is playing, home where my cats lie waiting, silently hoping I'll open a can of tuna.