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The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now (fill in name), why do you want a pay increase?"
Maid: "Well, Misses, there are three reasons why I wanna increase."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "Your husband he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maid: "Your husband did."
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he?"
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at $ex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No Misses. The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
No Offense to any race, ethnicity, gender, occupation, societal status, or anyone else.
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