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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, January10th...

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MALE LOGIC

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day, which
puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would
be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, the past 20 years puts
your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, you
could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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