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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor, September 29th...

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What If?


Hillary Clinton is elected president, and on the first night she spends in the White House
she realizes that all new presidents are visited by the ghosts of presidents past. The first
night she is visited by the ghost of George Washington.

She asks him, “President Washington, what can I do to best serve the United States?”

The ghost of George Washington responds, “Never tell a lie.”

She replies, “Thank you, I can do that.”

On the second night, Hillary is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.

She asks him, “President Jefferson, what can I do to best serve the United States?”

The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, “Listen to the people.”

She says, “Thank you, I can do that.”

On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

She asks him, “President Lincoln, what can I do to best serve the United States?”

The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, “Go see a play.”
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Messages In This Thread

grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor, September 29th...
OLDIE--GOLDIE--1ST HEARD IT...
grin It seems that everything...
1864 bumper sticker: Grant Lied, Soldiers Died
Re: 1864 bumper sticker: Grant Lied, Soldiers Died
we're all famous, but that's interesting
a bumper sticker, on a wagon...............
rofl rofl rofl A Conestoga for sure...

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