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A man gets on a bus. He has no nose.

A lady gets on sits across from him, glances up and sees him.

The man says, " What are you looking at?"

Lady says, "I was looking at your teeth. They are really white."

The man grunts, "Thanks."

A guy gets on next stop. Man sees him looking at him says,
"What are you looking at?"

The guy says, "I was looking at your hair you must take great care of it."

Again, the man grunts, "Thanks."

Next stop. A biker whose Harley broke down hopped on the bus to the
parts store. Sits down and looks up.

The man says, "What are you looking at?"

The biker says, "I was looking at your eyes, they look really strong."

The man answered, "Thanks."

Biker adds, "You better take care of them, 'cause you don't have no f__kin'
nose to hang glasses on."
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