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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor, December 9th...

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And God Looked Down...

Most seniors never get enough exercise. So, in His wisdom God decreed
that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search for
their glasses, keys and other things misplaced and so do some walking.

And God Looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet a need. So God in his wisdom made seniors
lose coordination that they would drop things which would require them
to bend and reach and stretch.

And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that
in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring
more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.

God looked down and saw that it was good.

Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and
did become more active as a result.

So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, just
remember it's God's will and in your best interests even though you mutter
under your breath.

Amen! Let it be! And it is good.


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