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SMILE OF THE DAY

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Should children witness childbirth?

Good question.

Here's your answer.

Due to a power cut, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby...

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked her Mum Heidi pushed and pushedand after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and smacked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed..

Kathleen quickly responded,

'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.... smack his bottom again!'


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