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grin NCR ~ Saturday Humor, November 8th...

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So, this bird walks into a store...

A seagull in Marinette, WI has developed the habit of stealing Doritos
from a neighborhood convenience store.

The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into
the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped
into the store in Marinette, WI and helped himself to a bag of Doritos.

Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the
feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business,
and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen
bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny.

However, the Manager did say, "This is Wisconsin, and if that seagull starts
to grab a 6-pack to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it."

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