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Three shorties... One from Abie, one from the Revenoor and one
more, but I forgot who sent it...

A Miracle

According to the Holy Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine,
a region of the world where people are called Mohammed, Abdul,
Mounir,Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.

And He managed to find friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark,
Thomas, Luke, Matthew, Andrew, and Simon…. who all drank wine together!

Now that’s what I call a miracle...

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Investment Opportunity

Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.

A German Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof

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While at Hooter's

One afternoon last week, a good radio friend and I stopped in at Hooters
to have something to eat and get a beer.

After being there for a while, my friend asked me which waitress I would
like to be stuck in an elevator with.

"The one who knows how to fix elevators," I said.

I'm old, tired, and have learned a lot about reality.

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