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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor, August 1st...

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Reflections

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man
is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read
the newspaper you are misinformed.
-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like
a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
--Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

6. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

7. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few
short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keepsmoving, regulate it. And
if it stops moving, subsidize it.
--Ronald Reagan (1986)

8. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts.
-- Will Rogers

9. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what
it costs when it's free!
-- P. J. O'Rourke

10. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest in you!
-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

11. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is
in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)

12. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.
-- Anonymous

13. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that
the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain

14. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
--Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

15. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
strong enough to take everything you have.
-- Thomas Jefferson

16. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public
office.
-- Aesop

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