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Father/Daughter Dialogue

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my
time. Talking about my doing something useful seemed to be her favorite
topic of conversation. She was only thinking of me and suggested I go down
to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about
staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief! Where are your glasses? This is a membership
to a Prostltute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps
a week." I told her.

She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.
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