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Three Rednecks, Cletus, Bubba and Earl are sitting and talking at a bar.

Cletus says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other
day I came home and found wire cutters underour bed and they weren't mine."

Bubba says: "Yeah? I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The
other day I found a wrench under the bed and it sure wasn't mine."

Earl says: "Well, I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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