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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out west, sent this one
about Little Johnny and his teacher...

..................................................Subject: 2+2+2=7.................................................

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"

Johnny: "Seven, Sir."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully...If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how
many will you have?"

Johnny: "Seven, Sir."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and
another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would
you have?"

Johnny: "Seven! SIR!"

A very angry Teacher: "Where do you get seven from?"

A very angry Johnny: "Because... I've already got a f_ckin' cat!"
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