Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman, sent this one about a robot.

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A father buys a lie-detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides
to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that day.

The son says, "I did some homework."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "OK, I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.

Son says, "OK! OK! We were watching p0rn!"

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p0rn was!"

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son!"

The robot slaps the mother.

P.S. Robot for sale
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