In his post he said, "I've had more important things that needed my attention & my duties as the membership officer has had to take a back seat."

TRANSLATION: "I got BUSTED by my wife the other day for eating chips and drinking a beer on the new sofa while watching the game the other day. After she found chip crumbs and a small beer spill, I have been chastised and sentenced to many 'Honey-do' projects to get back in her good graces. I am banned from my computer for a while........(and the sofa) "