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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor, January 17...

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In honor of Ben Franklin's birthday - he was born in Boston, MA
and would have been 307 today - a few of his many quotes...

~ Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

~ He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

~ Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference
is only in the price.

~ If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.

~ Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

~ Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

~ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

~ Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

~ In the dark all cats are gray.

~ Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

~ Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.

~ A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

~ Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.

~ We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all
hang separately.

~ There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready
money.

~ When you're finished changing, you're finished.

~ I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper.
Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

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