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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent this
one on an experience at Ace Hardware...

There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchase of gun powder and bullets, the cashier
said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my state senator about the gun laws, I did
just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was
referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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