....the lead driver of the motor coach caravan responsible for getting the Notre Dame football team to the airport for their trip to southern Florida suffers from dislexia and went to the wrong fieldhouse and mistakenly picked up the men's intramural touch football time from St. Mary's University next door to Notre Dame University. Unsubstantiated reports indicate the Notre Dame varsity football team will attempt to be in southern Florida for the second half of the BCS game. For more information please go to our website www.canusayoverrated.org.