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There was a man who wanted to find the perfect gift for his wife. He went to the store
and asked the salesclerk what he should get his wife.

The salesclerk brought out a parrot. He went on to explain: "This is no ordinary parrot,
if you light a match under it's right foot, it sings Silent Night, if you light a match under
it's left foot, it sings Santa Claus is Coming to Town."

The salesclerk made it a point to tell him that the name of the parrot is Chet.

The man thought it would be great, so he took it home. He let his wife open it early, since
it was a living thing. He told her what great songs the parrot could sing and sing it did.

They then wondered what it would sing if they lit a match under it's crotch. So, they did.

The parrot sang "Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire."
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